2002-02-03 - 11:31 a.m.

The Big Game is today. Superbowl. I'm very excited. I think I just might watch six straight hours of pre-game coverage starting now.

I hope the Patriots win. If they do, my entire neighborhood, which is always a hair's breadth away from total anarchy, will really come alive, like when the clock strikes midnight on New Year's.

If they lose... well, let's think positive thoughts for now.