2002-02-15 - 12:56 a.m.

Happy Valentine's Day!

You know when you get that feeling where you're kinda tired and blustery? You feel in your legs like you just walked for miles and miles, even though you didn't, and you have in fact been sitting down for the past half hour? Kinda upset stomach? Sluggish upstairs? Hot and cold?

That's me right now. I'll probably be fine tomorrow--nothing I did brought this on, so it's not like one of those body-giving-you-a-HEY... slow down, buddy!-warning.

Jon Stewart time... My attention span for this narrative simply cannot compete with him.