2002-07-02 - 2:01 a.m.

So guess who went to the beach yesterday?

Rode in a car. Played football. Swam like a sissy. Allowed friends to see me in shorts, a wife-beater, and without glasses all in the same day.

Ran around like an 18-year-old. Ate a somewhat sandy cheese and (of all things) prosciutto sandwich, and it was the best goddamn thing I ever tasted.