2002-12-03 - 12:34 a.m.

Last night:

Lisa: We should just read more books!

Marge: You're right! And if we read books, we can start a club!

Homer: And if we start a club, we can serve drinks!

Bart: Hey dad, why don't we all watch you drink from a hose!

How many years has it been since I got in trouble for wearing a cheap Bart Simpson cap to Boston Latin school? 13?

I really hope the show stays on for another 13.