2002-12-26 - 11:16 a.m.

Hey you, Red! With the beard! WAKE UP! Closing time--see that clock on the wall?

Here�s a buck for a cup of coffee--there�s a good place around the corner and they don�t care what you look like.

Have fun last night? That�s great for you buddy, but see, I�m sweeping up right now, and I gotta wipe up that pile of drool you left on the table.

No, you can�t help.

I don�t care where you go, pal, but you can�t stay here.