2003-03-23 - 2:19 a.m.
So do I get some of that oil? I mean, I take the bus, I take the train, I walk--I don�t drive a car. I�m also not in any way involved with a company that needs oil. In fact, I don�t know any way how I�m gonna use that free oil that�s coming my way. And will it come in the mail? Am I supposed to pick it up somewhere? Do I have to fill out forms? I�m at a loss--I mean, it�s nice that the military is doing a favor for me, putting lives on the line and what not, lead tanks engaged, mopping up pockets of resistance, all for me, and I wanna thank the military reps on the news for helping me understand it all, but I just wanna know, what am I gonna do with all this oil? OK--so this war is a joke--soldiers training for this moment, which will pay off in the next war. You know that�s coming, right? I can�t wait until we liberate Iraq. I�m totally ready for millions of Iraqis to be in charge of Iraq, and I�m sure that that�s what America wants, too--you betcha, when this war is over, when Iraq is finally liberated, you bet the first thing that happens will be free elections, a la America. I can�t wait. And I can�t wait �till the next war. Our troops are gonna be so battle trained! And we�re gonna be prepared for firefights, for radicals, for enduring freedom, for whatever, as long as we win. �Cause I got oil in the mail coming. Or, at least, instructions as to where to pick it up. It�ll be worth it--I�ll find a way to use that oil--I�ll be rich soon. And so will we all.
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