2003-05-03 - 2:54 a.m.

I got an forward from a friend today (complete with a much-appreciated I don't usually forward stuff, but apology), and that e-mail is posted below. It's kinda a tough read due to all those crazy � characters and carrots, but worth reading.

Just like my friend doesn't normally forward stuff, I don't normally post e-mails, but hey. Fuck it. Us liberals gotta wake up. Get riled. We had a few protests, and then what happened--we all got tired?

No--I think we're just smarter. Clinton bashers bash Clinton. Bush bashers don't even know where to begin--they get flabbergasted at all the under the radar manipulative crap Republicans pull.

We're constantly on the defensive. Always quick to point out that we, too, support the troops, love America, etc., before we can make a point. We�re not the Monkees, people. That�s whythe conservatives are always a step ahead (and the money)--we have to apologize for being liberal. They don�t.

A vote against Bush is a vote against America--that sort of thing. It's hard to come up with a logical answer for idiots who don't follow the news and get riled up when Swartzenneger (sp?) goes on Leno and calls NYC firefighters heroes today.

How do you respond to that? YES, they're heroes. That's obvious. But there's more to talk about than that one thing. But it's hard to shout over the applause.

It doesn�t have to be that way. All we have to do is take the stupid things the conservatives do to folks, and be really mean about it. Really. That�s all that has to happen. Get a liberal Limbaugh, one that�s stupid too (Bill Maher need not apply), get folks riled up. Don�t be so nice, don�t try to win the right way, but fuck it up and compromise. Rather, try to win the wrong way, the evil way, the manipulative way, and then get the ball frickin rolling and appoint some kickass Supreme Court judges.

That�s my plausible solution. Seriously.

My solution, though? WE get the east coast down to Maryland, the west coast, plus every state bordering Canada from Maine to Michigan.

THEY get everything else. The bible belt, plantations, DUIs, boiled peanuts, Utah, that stupid confederate flag flying free, Texas, plenty of wives to beat, overrepresented states in the electoral college like Wyoming, and THEY can keep 'em.

Enough. Let's get to the article.

At The Turning Of The Tide

>By William Rivers Pitt

>

>t r u t h o u t | Perspective

>

>Thursday 1 May 2003

>

>� One of my earliest memories of childhood is of sitting in front of the

>television watching a baseball game with my mother in our apartment outside

>Boston. The year was 1975, and the Cincinnati Reds were playing the Red Sox

>in what has gone down in history as one of the most remarkable World Series

>matchups ever. The Reds were winning the game I was watching that day, and

>I

>turned to my mother and told her I was rooting for them.� I wanted to be

>on

>the winning side, and even at that tender age I could sense the aura of

>inevitable doom that cloaked our hometown team.

>

>� You can't do that, she said.� The Red Sox are your team. It is wrong to

>bail out on them because they are losing.� You stand with your team no

>matter what.� Besides, she finished, some day they will actually win this

>thing, and you'll miss out on the celebration if you discarded them before

>that happens.

>

>� I've been a die-hard Red Sox fan ever since.� I remember Bucky Dent the

>way

>some people remember Sirhan Sirhan.� I was watching the World Series in a

>basement in Newton in 1986 when that ball skipped nimbly through the legs

>of

>Bill Buckner, and my friend was so outraged that he punched the low-hanging

>ceiling hard enough to dent the linoleum floor of the kitchen above us.� I

>just sat there, numb and dumb, with ceiling tile dust in my hair and a

>sinking feeling in my gut.� Later that night we were walking back from the

>store when we were accosted by an abysmally inebriated Sox fan whose whole

>world had been destroyed. He made us do pushups on the greasy blacktop of a

>gas station to offer some sort of atonement to a universe that had, once

>again, reached out to crush us. We were young and small, he was huge and

>drunk, and as my nose lifted and fell off that oil-soaked pavement I

>thought, somehow, that it all made sense.

>

>� In George W. Bush's America, being even moderately liberal these days is

>like being a Red Sox fan.� You know what needs to happen, you know what is

>right, and yet some cosmic force akin to the lingering shade of Babe Ruth

>always manages to ascend from purgatory and batter you into dust right at

>the moment when something good and great is within your grasp.� If you do

>manage to get your lineup together - home run issues, grand slam arguments,

>All Star players - you will get completely outspent by the damned Yankees

>who are sitting in your division with more money than God and the will to

>use it. Baseball, like politics, has no spending limits.

>

>� And then, of course, there are the umpires.� In baseball they wear blue

>and

>there is no appealing their decisions, even when a call is clearly wrong. I

>remember with writhing specificity the 1999 ALCS between the Yankees and

>Red

>Sox. A Sox player was charging for second base and Chuck Knoblauch swung a

>tag at him midway down the line.� Knoblaugh missed the tag by a full three

>feet - there was a barnload of visible daylight between his glove and the

>Sox player - and the umpire called the Sox player out. No recourse, no

>appeal, and the Sox lost the series.� The Yankees went on to annihilate

>the

>Atlanta Braves for their 216,339,102nd World Series title.

>

>� In George W. Bush's America, the umpires sit in front of television

>cameras

>and work for major news networks.� They look and speak like fashion models

>instead of journalists.� They draw their paychecks from General Electric,

>Viacom, Disney, AOL/TimeWarner and Rupert Murdoch.� There is no appealing

>the calls they make day after day and night after night, even when there is

>a barnload of visible daylight between their interpretation and the actual

>facts at hand.� The people running this administration miss the tag with

>dreary regularity, and yet the media umpires seldom fail to pump their

>fists

>and yell, "You're out!" They hide behind their masks, and all the shouting

>and dirt-kicking accomplishes exactly nothing.

>

>� Baseball is, of course, only a game.� There is an annual celebration of

>shock, heartbreak, rage and woe in Boston at the conclusion of every

>season.� The lights go off at Fenway,� the bags are packed and the bats

>put

>in storage. Red Sox Nation shrugs its shoulders and turns its collective

>focus to Foxboro Stadium, where a football team recently learned how to

>overcome the generational curse of assured failure. There is always some

>other team to turn to when Nomar and Manny and Pedro disembark for points

>south until April.� Life goes on.� No one is dead or broken or sick. No

>true

>damage is done.

>

>� This is not the case in George W. Bush's America. The season never ends

>here, and the dead bodies are piling up in grisly snowdrifts.� The lies

>are

>constant, and the ranks of the broken and the abused swell inexorably

>towards some awful critical mass.� The war in Iraq - treated like a

>sporting

>event with bullets instead of baseballs - has cost us the lives of well

>over

>a hundred American soldiers, with more coming every day.� The war cost all

>of humanity several thousand civilians, who were killed in their homes and

>their beds and on their streets.� More come every day, mowed down by

>nervous

>troops or blown to pieces by unexploded cluster bomb ordnance that was

>scattered across Baghdad like malignant pixie dust.

>

>� The war has set in motion the creation of a fundamentalist Shiite regime

>in

>Iraq, akin to the one currently in control of Iran.� The Bush

>administration

>is shocked, shocked that a clear majority of Iraqis prefer this form of

>government to the quasi-democracy we promised them, and are working

>overtime

>to prevent it. Thus, the irony: Bush spent blood and treasure to "liberate"

>the Iraqi people, and now that they have a form of it, Bush is bending over

>backwards to deny them the most elemental aspect of liberty - the right to

>self-determination and self-rule.�

>

>� Never mind that the original cause for war, clarioned time and again by

>the

>administration, was the existence in Iraq of mobile chemical laboratories,

>drones fitted with poison sprays, 15 to 20 Scud missile launchers, 5,000

>gallons of anthrax, several tons of VX nerve gas agent, 100 to 500 tons of

>other toxins including botulinum, mustard gas, ricin, sarin, and let's not

>forget the 30,000+ illegal munitions. None of these terrors have been

>unearthed in Iraq after months of UN inspections, weeks of war, and more

>weeks filled with swarming American investigators tasked to locate the

>stuff.�

>

>� American forces have interrogated dozens of Iraq scientists and officials

>as to the location of all this, and none of those interrogated seem to be

>able to point the way.� In fact, they are denying any of the stuff is

>there

>at all. Now that Saddam Hussein, principle motivation for any obfuscation

>on

>their part, has been removed, what reason now do they have to lie about

>this?

>

>� But wait. Of course, it is all in Syria.� Somehow the vast network of

>spy

>satellites that can read the time from space on a wristwatch of a man

>sitting in Central Park failed to see the massive convoy that would have

>been required to move all of this hastily across the border. That's it. I

>get it now.

>

>� Has anyone heard the media umpires claim that Bush has missed the tag

>here?

>I haven't.

>

>� Perhaps this sounds too gloomy.� Are things really this bad?� Is the

>state

>of the game so awful?� Are we really being lied to this profoundly?� Are

>the

>media umpires blowing it this conspicuously?

>

>� A writer named Kelly Kramer recently compiled a Œresume? for George W.

>Bush.� In it, she listed his central accomplishments.� Among them are:

>

>*� � Shattered record for biggest annual deficit in history;

>*� � Set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12

>month

>period;

>*� � Set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock

>market;

>*� � First year in office set the all-time record for most days on

>vacation

>by any president in US history;

>*� � After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, presided

>over

>the worst security failure in US history;

>*� � In his first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their

>jobs;

>*� � Cut unemployment benefits for more out of work Americans than any

>president in US history;

>*� � Appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than

>any

>president in US history;

>*� � Signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than

>any president in US history;

>*� � Presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to

>intervene when corruption was revealed;

>*� � Cut healthcare benefits for war veterans;

>*� � Set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously

>take to the streets to protest a sitting American President, shattering the

>record for protest against any person in the history of mankind;

>*� � Dissolved more international treaties than any president in US

>history;

>*� � First president in US history to have all 50 states of the Union

>simultaneously go bankrupt;

>*� � Presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any market

>in

>any country in the history of the world;

>*� � First president in US history to order a US attack and military

>occupation of a sovereign nation;

>*� � Created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history

>of

>the United States;

>*� � Set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending

>increases,

>more than any president in US history;

>*� � First president in US history to have the United Nations remove the

>US

>from the human rights commission;

>*� � First president in US history to have the United Nations remove the

>US

>from the elections monitoring board;

>*� � All-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign

>donations;

>*� � Biggest life-time campaign contributor presided over one of the

>largest

>corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of

>Enron Corporation);

>*� � Spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US

>history;

>*� � First president to run and hide when the US came under attack (and

>then

>lied saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1);

>*� � Took the biggest world sympathy for the US after 911, and in less

>than

>a year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the

>biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history);

>*� � With a policy of 'disengagement' created the most hostile

>Israeli-Palestine relations in at least 30 years;

>*� � Fist US president in history to have a majority of the people of

>Europe

>(71%) view his presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and

>stability;

>*� � First US president in history to have the people of South Korea more

>threatened by the US than their immediate neighbor, North Korea;

>*� � Changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded

>government

>contracts;

>*� � Set all-time record for number of administration appointees who

>violated US law by not selling huge investments in corporations bidding for

>government contracts;

>*� � Failed to fulfill his pledge to get Osama Bin Laden 'dead or alive';

>*� � Failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder the leaders

>of

>our country at the United States Capitol building. After 18 months he has

>no

>leads and zero suspects;

>*� � In the 18 months following the 911 attacks he successfully prevented

>any public investigation into the biggest security failure in the history

>of

>the United States;

>*� � Removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any

>other

>president in US history;

>*� � Entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less

>than two years turned every single economic category straight down.

>

>If you can believe it, this is an edited list.� So it goes.

>

>� What does any of this have to do with baseball?� This is serious stuff,

>as

>serious as anything this nation has faced in its history.� With all of

>this

>happening, and with no apparent way to reverse or blunt this course,

>wouldn't it just be easier to give up?� Where do I get off making trite

>sports analogies in such a situation?�

>

>� I do it because it is instructive when considering the next step.� The

>issue here is a simple matter of volume, and of hope.� The list above is

>abridged, and grows exponentially longer by the hour.� People of good

>conscience cannot surrender the struggle against this rising tide with all

>that is at stake.

>

>� You have to capture the mentality of the Red Sox fan, as I have.� You

>start

>every season and every game almost completely sure that you will be beaten

>soundly.� You lick your wounds and dust yourself off and maybe cry a

>little

>into your pillow.� But you always, always think to yourself - even after

>the

>Bucky Dents and the Bill Bukners and the missed calls and the fact that you

>are being outspent by your arch-rivals and the umpires are not doing their

>jobs - you always think to yourself, "This could be it.� This could be the

>year."

>

>� You do it because you want to be there at the turning of the tide.� The

>Boston Red Sox have not won a championship in 85 years, and there is no

>sense today that they have a prayer of winning one any time soon.� Yet the

>stands in Fenway Park are filled, night after night, to capacity.� The

>crowd

>cheers and hoots and prays and comes back again and again.� In its own

>small

>way, this is the very definition of hope.� When that day does dawn, when

>some October night in a time to come absorbs the victory roar of people who

>have watched great-grandfathers and grandfathers and fathers live entire

>lives and die unfulfilled, when the Boston Red Sox finally win that

>championship, it will have been worth every moment of pain and

>disappointment.

>

>� That's just baseball.� This is America.� Keep your head in the game.