2003-06-26 - 2:06 a.m.

All you idiots got your wish--it's hot and sticky and cancerously sunny outside during the day. It's 88 degrees right now, at 2:00 in the morning. And it's just gonna get hotter and stickier 'till you're nostalgic for winter, and then it'll get colder and you'll complain about that.

I'd feel contempt in my heart for you nay-sayers of 55 degree days, but I think my heart is clogged with honey, or pollen.