2004-01-22 - 12:50 a.m.

This might not go over well, but I have to say it. Say it for every person who has secretly thought it but who was too afraid of what others might think to openly admit it:

Howard Dean's wife is hot.

I've heard accusations that Democrats and Republicans are virtually the same.

I beg to differ. I'd take Tipper, Jackie, or Hillary over Laura, Pat, or Ezola Foster any day.